Chuck Norris killed the electric car.
Nitrogen isn’t leaching; it’s trying to get away from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can punch atmospheric carbon into sequestration.
In February of 2005, Chuck Norris vacationed on the Larsen B Ice Shelf on the Antarctic Peninsula.
The globe isn’t warming; Chuck Norris is just getting angry.
To reveal historical trends in our earth’s climate, computer models use carbon samples from under Chuck Norris’ finger nails, dating back to when he killed the dinosaurs.
