10 minutes.
I haven't had 10 minutes for days now.
University steals those 10 minutes, 10 minutes at a time,
leaving you with sore eyes, coffee breath, and no money.
The University Centre (UC) here in Guelph had its driveway revamped late this past summer. The Guelph Transit, Go, and Greyhound buses all have their own stops at different sections of the driveway now. It's organized & efficient.
Installed during the renovation were street lamps (about every 20 yards or so). On each of the lamp posts is a sticker. It reads...
Of course, I found this hilarious and peeled the sticker off, sticking it to my binder.
You'll never guess what happened this morning.
One fell. And not only did it fall...
It fell catastrophically.
A bus drove into it, full blast, throwing it to the ground like an enormous metal fly swatter, dragging it 30 feet.
Did his brakes fail? Was he drunk?
Let's put it this way, had someone been standing where the pole slammed the concrete, they would no longer be someone.
Lawsuit? Yes. Grounds? No warning sticker.
Monday, October 22, 2007
This is about as social as I get now.
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4 Risposte:
haha
this made my day
talk to me
tell me something
im at the u of g too
sweet deal
and by the way
im kate
=D
cheers
hahha kate.
and
steven, you should have kept the sticker there, although, i found it quite funny too. hahaha.
yay.
oh my goodness
this is the funnnnniest thing i have ever read in my entire life.
you never cease to amaze me brosef.
thanks for making my work day good. i love it.
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